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5 juin 2009

SUBTLE CHANGES

SUBTLE CHANGES
As I tread the weary path towards a 'normal' weight...what is normal...I find all my old pleasures, my old friends that saw me through a lot of bad times, are losing their ability to comfort and reassure. Oh, you might say that they were no friends of...
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5 septembre 2008

ANYBODY GOT A LIFE BUOY?

ANYBODY GOT A LIFE BUOY?
In my ever escalating quest to look less like this... and more like this... I’ve taken up swimming! Or I would have if I could actually swim; what I do at the moment is refrain from drowning, which is totally different. First steps into Michael Phelps’...
2 septembre 2008

POTTY TRAINING

POTTY TRAINING
In Amsterdam, the tile under Schiphol’s urinals would pass inpection in an operating room. But nobody notices. What everybody does notice is that each urinal has a fly in it. Look harder and the fly turns into the black outline of a fly, etched into the...
26 octobre 2008

IF IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR TRACEY EMIN...

IF IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR TRACEY EMIN...
When baby sis moved she didn't have room in her new house for her bed...and no wonder! the thing is a monstrosity. Six feet wide and a massive great brass bedsted, black and gold complete with gold knobs! So she asked me if I'd like it as I have a very...
23 novembre 2008

DISORDERLY GIRLS

DISORDERLY GIRLS
At the moment I'm reading the true story of the Lady Julian, a ship commissioned to transport female convicts to Botany Bay from eighteenth century Britain. The Floating Brothel by Sian Rees tells of the rough justice meted out to women when one hundred...
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5 juin 2009

MY CUTIE

MY CUTIE
I recently changed my Peugeot 307 for a sexy little 107 and can now report that it's a real little cutie, I love it to bits. Agile, economical, nippy, it does me very well and makes me feel young again...not that I had a car when I was young, but you...
14 juillet 2009

AND THE WINNER IS.....

AND THE WINNER IS.....
...baby sis, BA, Classic's Prize winner 2009 and 1st class honours! Today we have been to the beautiful Canterbury Cathedral to see baby sis receive her diploma DEGREE (shows how much I know!) in Classics and Archeological Studies. A fitting end to three...
25 juillet 2008

TERRAMUNDI MAGIC

TERRAMUNDI MAGIC
My two Terramundi Money Pots are nearly full. Yippee! I should nearly have enough in there to get my eyes lasered. The pots are really Etruscan Money Amphoras that have been used for over 2000 years in Italy; once the first coin is dropped in the money...
29 juillet 2008

READY STEADY GO

READY STEADY GO
The wine cellar is full, the fridge is overflowing, the sun is shining, the neighbours have been warned; I've got girlie toys, boys toys and the big city just a couple of hours away. I've got a high ranking member of the Military hierarchy organising...
19 août 2008

SHHHH...

SHHHH...
There's a deafening silence and a large black hole where caramel and le grand used to be...but tchoupik is doing her best to fill it! She's taken over touching the plugs...and the television...and the mobile phones...and the coffee machine...and the computer.......
11 septembre 2008

MADWOMAN OUT OF HER ATTIC

MADWOMAN OUT OF HER ATTIC
There are days that are so surreal that you think you’re dreaming… yesterday was one of those days. It started off banally enough with baby sis, the matriarch and me setting off for a cultural evasion to the Capital to visit the awesome British Museum...
28 juillet 2008

ACADEMIA MANIA

ACADEMIA MANIA
Josh has had his first ever school report at the tender age of four and he's done brilliantly!...oh, yes, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. But he's sooo young, barely out of nappies, whatever happened to childhood innocence... Hmmm, he still...
27 octobre 2017

SOMETHING TO PONDER

From The Girl Who Came Back , by Kerry Wilkinson: "What sort of person wants their own daughter to give away a grandchild? How is that a thing? It's easy to abdicate responsibility by saying it's a generational thing, that isn't an excuse, not when other...
12 mars 2009

COULD IT WORK?

Paul McKenna has an original way of controlling food cravings; I scoffed when I first heard of it, but I've tried it three days running now and it works! Go on, try it: Tap 10 times above your eyebrow Tap 10 times below your eyes Tap 10 times on your...
8 octobre 2008

PATHETIC

This is day four of my diet, I'm like a tiger in a cage, pacing back and forth in front of the biscuit tin...I've actually just very clearly said to myself, "I'll just look at the biscuits", then lifted the lid and looked at the Scottish Shortbread like...
20 novembre 2008

GREEN TEA

I've been reliably informed that green tea helps with weight loss. Apparently, studies in the United States have revealed that the equivalent of 3 cups of green tea a day had the effect of inhibiting weight gain in rats that had been fed a high calorie...
26 janvier 2009

IS FRESH AIR REALLY GOOD FOR YOU?

I was dragged out into the freezing cold 'Fresh Air' in a bid to make me healthier the other day...result? I have a streaming cold, blocked ears, sore throat, I sure as hell aint' healthy and I'm not a happy bunny!!! I think fresh air is over rated personally,...
29 janvier 2009

WHEN I AM OLD I SHALL WEAR PURPLE...

Today I'm sitting in the office in a pair of black trousers and a long sleeved, high necked lilac top with buttons on the bias of the shoulders; over the top I have a short sleeved, black tunic festooned with little blue, lilac and white flowers that...
16 février 2009

MY FUNNY VALENTINE

He may not be Daniel Craig, he may not be Warren Buffet, but golfer's funny face and faffing ways are becoming as dear to me as if he were Edward Lewis serenading Pretty Woman from his white Lotus. We had a lovely weekend in Battle, seeing the sights,...
19 février 2009

SWIMMING

A while ago I wrote about my problems with swimming, and notably my inability to keep my bum in the water when I was doing the breast stroke...well, I'm happy to say that, 2½ stones on from that, I can now swim without my buoyant bum floating to the surface....
10 juin 2009

AN EMPTY SPACE

There's like an echo in my front room! I sold my sofa bed and armchair and now we're reduced to sitting on garden chairs to watch Eastenders...only trouble is, we haven't signed the contract on the new flat yet, if it falls through golfer will be bringing...
25 septembre 2009

WEIGHT WATCHERS WEEK 50

Damn! Plus 500g this week, I get the impression that this last stone is going to be hard to lose... Funny how your brain readjusts to the way you look and changes your body image; I've rarely been slimmer than I am now and yet I'm beginning to feel fat...
2 novembre 2009

WEIGHT WATCHERS WEEK 55

Put on 1kg last week, that's why I didn't post it here...it's getting very hard to lose these last few kilos, I need incentive and I need exercise, that's why I've joined the gym again...not sure if I'm looking forward to it or not...got Natasha's wedding...
18 mai 2010

REASONS TO BINGE...OR NOT

Reason to binge: being faced with a stunning girl, legs up to here, boobs under her chin, skin like a peach and thirty years younger...feel inferior. Reason not to binge: going shopping with a plain, dumpy girl buying crisps and fizzy drinks...feel superior....
12 janvier 2015

SICK TO DEATH

I am sooo sick of trying. I try so hard, I restrict my food when I want to eat, I walk and exercise when I don't want to, I spend a fortune on the dentist and the hairdresser and beuaty products and skin treatments... For years and years and years and...
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