I suppose it's a good thing that we don't know what's in store for us as we get older; I guess it would completely ruin our enjoyment of the youth we so unashamedly waste and take for granted. Since I turned 60, I have discovered a whole new world that...

Time is a funny thing, when I look at my girl, I get the curious impression that I'm looking at me as I remember myself, then when I look in the mirror, I don't recognise the woman staring back at me. This morning as I looked into the mirror at the hair...

Baby sis reckons I invited her and her fella round for spagbol tonight...only trouble is I haven't got the faintest recollection of doing any such thing! She reckons I'm senile. I reckon I've been set up by this little lad who after being taken round...